Reading Every SCP

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Join me on my mission to read every single SCP Foundation article. What do you mean its 6000+ pages??	Dr. Bright Tale 1 Antimemetics The Drooling Path	SCP 0026 SCP 0049 SCP 0050 SCP 0058 SCP 0055 SCP 0082 SCP 0043 SCP 0021

Class	Summary	Rating	Notes
#0002Euclid	A large fleshy ball that contains an apartment living room made from the entrails from humans who enter.	3/5	Classic SCP, but not creepy enough for what it tries to be.
#0003Euclid	Another amorphous fleshy object that uncannily resembles a computer but can transform into living organisms it touches. A rune-covered slate contains it with some kind of magic to prevent it from growing.	4/5	The cosmic horror is strong with this one.
#0004Euclid	A wooden door that opens to a variety of other dimensions, most of which with "hostile topology" ie. different laws of physics. The only one that doesnt instantly kill u is a huge dark room containing a giant green creature.	3/5	Kinda random. Nice to see creative cover-ups before amnestics became a thing.
#0005Safe	A key that can open any locking device, but you can confuse the key into thinking its not a locking device, which makes it not work.	4/5	Pretty funny.
#0006Safe	The fountain of youth. That's pretty much it, turns out its in Russia.	4/5	High rating because of how it's apparently used in the lore.
#0007Euclid	A guy who has a miniature planet earth in his stomach instead of internal organs. It doesn't bother him apparently, and hes a nice guy.	4/5	Weirdly cozy, short and sweet.
#0008Euclid	Zombie virus. If you get it, you become a zombie. Turns out its in russia (again).	3/5	I get there has to be an scp for this. At least the sciencey writing is decent.
#0009Euclid	Red water, possibly from another dimension, that freezes at high temperatures and has other unusual chemical properies.	4/5	Detailed lore on the discovery, containment procedures well written and consistent.
#0010Safe	A set of body control collars, along with a remote. The implication is that wearers remain conscious. Freaky.	4/5	This one spooked me a little. Poor D class personnel.
#0011Safe	A civil war statue that shoots birds that try to poop on it. Eventually becomes self aware and walks away with the foundation.	4/5	Goofy as hell.
#0012Euclid	A musical score written in blood. Anyone who reads it will go insane and try to "finish" the piece.	4/5	A bit tropey, but the very chilling last sentence and biblical reference more than make up for it.
#0013Safe	Some cigarettes that, when smoked, will make you see a young woman with blue lipstick whenever you look in the mirror for the rest of your life.	3/5	Also a little cliche. The general idea is pretty surreal though.
#0014Safe	Crazy guy from the 30’s who’s immortal and thinks he’s made of concrete, so he doesn't move.	2/5	Idk, I just think its kinda boring.
#0015Euclid	A warehouse filled to the brim with pipes, vents and other industrial stuff. It’s sort of sentient and protects itself with anomalously produced liquids.	4/5	Rated high due to personal bias - super cramped machinery is one of my favorite aesthetics.
#0016Keter	A virus that aggressively alters the host to ensure survival (eg. Growing gills to breathe underwater, tentacles to grab objects).	3/5	This might be the quintessential series 1 SCP, but it could have a more interesting concept.
#0017Keter	Shadow guy who must get light and gobbles up anything in its way.	4/5	I wanna put googly eyes on it. My headcannon is that it’s just a blob.
#0018Euclid	A ball that, when bounced, gains kinetic energy it would normally lose to heat. In other words, it bounces out of control when not contained.	3/5	Little boring, but I liked the correspondence at the end.
#0019Keter, apparently	Ancient vase full of weird gremlins that speak ancient hellenic gibberish. They were also highly flammable but evolved fire resistance during testing.	3/5	This is Euclid, not Keter… I get that there’s issues with containment but it’s clearly not impossible.
#0020Keter	A fungus you can only see in photographs. Infects people and makes them happy and social, but the disease is fatal and disfiguring.	4/5	CW: Real photo of a gross rash. This one made me kind of sad. Destroying the whole town?
#0021Safe	A dragon tattoo that moves around on your skin and causes you constant pain, and will start eating your melanin if you don’t get more tattoos to feed it. It can also jump from skin-to-skin contact.	5/5	Sick concept! Gives “taming the beast within” and it’s done beautifully here.
#0022Euclid	A basement morgue that somehow steals and reanimates cadavers from other morgues. People who enter the morgue disappear and have their consciousness transferred to the next reanimated corpse.	4/5	Convoluted, but excellent atmosphere and writing.
#0023Euclid	Dark wolf that kills you or someone you know exactly one year in the future if you look into its eyes. Must be contained in a “crossroads” or it will phase through walls.	2/5	The poem is a little too esoteric. There could be something interesting here, but it’s an exhausting read.
#0024Euclid	An abandoned sound stage where you and your friends can go to play a deadly game show with a mystery man on the intercom.	3/5	Kinda cliche but fun.
#0025Safe	A wardrobe of clothes from different eras. Each item has some imperfection, like a rip or tear. After putting it on, you are guaranteed within 24 hours to have a fatal accident involving that imperfection.	3/5	Probability manipulating SCPs are always neat.
#0026Euclid	Abandoned school where writing jumps between surfaces and induces a recurring dream. Also causes spatial hallucinations.	5/5	Awesome exploration log, totally hooked.
#0027Euclid	A sort of curse that infests you with vermin if you stand in place for too long. Dying transfers SCP-027 to someone else.	3/5	CW: Miyasis, parasitic. The writing felt lacking, but it’s a viscerally disturbing idea.
#0028Safe	A cube of empty space that will give you complete knowledge of a random subject if you walk through it.	5/5	Shakes his head and laughs “A moment to gather my thoughts please”. Zero reason to go that hard, god damn.
#0029Keter	A black-and-white teen girl with super strength who can mind control males.	1/5	"B-but she’s actually 3000 years old!"
#0030Safe	A little clay golem from the 1600s who’s very knowledgeable, likes to do research, and sometimes helps out the foundation. Needs a light source to work though.	4/5	This one's pretty chill.
#0031Euclid	Huge brain eating tentacle creature that lives in the plumbing of a skyscraper in North Korea. In said skyscraper is a totally separate SCP (some kind of stele), and the two teams don’t know the other exists.	4/5	A little contrived, but a cool way to deal with inconsistencies in the lore.
#0032Euclid	A silicone woman filled with oil who’s apparently an ‘avatar’ of sorts for another SCP’s wife. Apparently her existence is related to the husband beating the grim reaper in a game of cards.	3/5	Vague, but there could be an interesting story here.
#0033Euclid	A mathematical “sum” which produces a previously unknown integer. Anywhere it is written, it can jump to nearby computers and sort of infect the code.	2/5	Ermmm.. there are infinite integers so who cares. I can see the vision though.
#0034Safe	A magic obsidian knife. If you use it to take a skin sample from another person and apply it to yourself, you transform into that person.	3/5	Nice characterization of the Foundation.
#0035Keter	Sadistic, sweet talking mask that oozes blood and negativity.	5/5	Amazingly creative SCP, and a classic. You can really tell how hard it is to contain this thing.
#0036Safe	A flight that takes recently deceased Yadizi people to a terminal where they are apparently able to reincarnate.	4/5	I didn’t know about this religion before.
#0037Euclid	A tiny star which is otherwise similar to normal stars.	3/5	Pretty straightforward containment problem.
#0038Safe	Tree that can duplicate stuff by growing whatever touches its bark.	4/5	Love the idea of foundation personnel getting a little too comfortable with an object.
#0039Euclid	A ritual that can harmlessly remove the need to eat, among other things. Used by some people living in the desert to create car mechanic monkeys. Affected individuals lack orifices, which are replaced with skin.	5/5	Great writing overall. Slightly contrived, but the interview raises some interesting questions.
#0040Euclid	Child who can alter living creatures at will, giving them new organs, colors etc.	2/5	Tf is “Anomalous Human”. Otherwise, decent article.
#0041Safe	A brain-damaged man who can broadcast other people’s thoughts in a certain radius. Kind of like a “telepathic medium” between those nearby.	3/5	Good concept.
#0042Safe	From what I can tell, it’s a depressed horse with weird protrusions that makes nearby water disappear.	3/5	Another interesting concept, but writing is pretty vague/unscientific.
#0043Safe	A copy of “The White Album” by the Beatles that contains a mysterious entity. You can converse with him by playing the record up to “Revolution 9”.	5/5	Super mysterious, in the best way possible.
#0044Safe??	A tank that loads any matter and shoots a missile containing all of its energy.	2/5	Oh hell nah. You know how much energy that is?
#0045Safe	A rotating isocahedron from the seafloor that causes minor earthquakes and supports a biome of microscopic creatures.	3/5	Could be more concise, IMO.
#0046Euclid	A field containing a mass of trees where people can go to peacefully die. It’s unclear whether this is a voluntary process, or the trees are predatory and feed on those who are dying.	4/5	Was really close to giving this a 5/5. Maybe it needs more lore, or an interview log?
#0047Keter	Rusty gas cylinder that makes surrounding bacteria evolve into antibiotic-resistant superbugs.	3/5	Good example of what it means to be Keter.
#0048None	The designation SCP-048. All projects numbered 048 go catastrophically wrong. Apparently IRL, people kept writing terrible articles for 048 so someone came in and wrote this.	5/5	Cool insight into the early SCP community.
#0049Euclid	The plague doctor! Everyone knows him. Does creepy experiments to cure the “pestilence”.	5/5	So well done. Voice acting in my SCP article?? Also, “Going Home”??
#0050Euclid	Monkey statue that cleans your room, but is mischevious and leaves traps. Foundation researchers compete in prank competitions to win it.	5/5	Super creative and fun.
#0051Safe	A doll that causes demonic miscarriages in pregnant women who handle it.	3/5	Decent folklore-y article.
#0052Euclid	A subway that travels through time. Mysterious things happen onboard.	4/5	Interesting concept. There’s a link to a super long story about Dr. Bright, which I’ll save for later.
#0053Euclid	A girl who causes anyone in her vicinity to try and attack her. If they do, they quickly die of a heart attack.	4/5	Disturbing and mysterious.
#0054Safe	A playful water spirit. The foundation subjects it to horrible tests.	4/5	This is so sad. Seems like a job for the Serpent’s Hand.
#0055Keter	Classic SCP. The object that cannot be remembered, so nobody knows what it is.	5/5	What antimemetics division?
#0056Euclid	Arrogant shapeshifter. Apparently can assume any form.	2/5	Kinda boring.
#0057Safe	Small chamber that tries to crush you if you aren’t walking inside it.	3/5	Poor D class :(
#0058Keter	A tentacle spider thing that is extremely fast and aggressive. It constantly emits a disembodied voice that speaks in stream-of-consiousness.	5/5	SICK. Yes man from Fallout vibes.
#0059Keter	Radiactive ore that spawns a blue fungal colony.	2/5	Unfortunately bad sci-fi writing.
#0060Keter	A group of trees that summon an aggressive flaming skeleton if burned.	2/5	Lore felt a little half baked. Also this is Euclid.
#0061Safe	A computer program used by the foundation for mind control.	2/5	Feels too realistic to be an anomaly, IMO.
#0062Euclid	A laptop that boots into a random OS in a random language with related data. Data can be from many time periods and cultures.	3/5	Ubuntus Dominus 0-õ
#0063Safe	A toothbrush with bristles that delete debris from your teeth (and anything else). Starts distintigrating the surroundings if not used.	4/5	Tothbrush
#0064Safe	A brick that, when placed on a very large flat surface, will start to multiply to create a sort of star-shaped temple.	3/5	Pretty neat, ancient vibes.
#0065Euclid	Fragments of a stone figurine depicting a fertility god that rapidly mutate organisms that approach it.	4/5	Enjoyed the unusual mix of time periods.
#0066Euclid.. Impetus?	A moving ball of yarn that creates different effects and objects depending on which strands are chosen. Hostile to anyone who isn’t “Eric”.	4/5	I like the pictures.
#0067Safe	A pen that, when held, will automatically write a detailed biography of the holder or draw a picture, among other things.	4/5	Strange experiment at the end.
#0068Safe	A wire stickman that creates copies of itself to get bigger.	4/5	Cute :)
#0069Safe	Phenomenon where dead people are reanimated. The last reanimation to “dispel” will pass on the effect to the nearest corpse. Reanimations have a strong desire to improve their life but are otherwise indistinguishable.	3/5	A little convoluted, but interesting.
#0070Safe	Pair of autonomous metal wings affixed to a guy who can’t control them. The wings are somewhat hostile and try to breach containment.	3/5	Creative idea, but this is Euclid..
#0071Euclid	A shapeshifter that turns into the strongest sexual desire of the observer. If the observer has sex with them in any way, they will experience rapid atrophy.	3/5	CW: Sexual. The worst post-nut clarity.
#0072Safe	A shadow hand that attaches itself to beds and shaves off people’s feet while they sleep.	4/5	The exact kind of thing everyone thought about as a child.
#0073Euclid	Cain! This is a famous one. May or may not be the biblical Cain. Invulnerable with robot arms, very smart and disintegrates life on touch.	4/5	REALLY needs the SCP 049 treatment.
#0074Euclid	A big isopod that uses quantum mechanics principles on a macroscopic scale (eg. Wave function to determine egg location, teleporting etc).	4/5	Well designed containment procedure.
#0075Euclid	A weird hand with a shell on its back that attacks things if not dried out.	2/5	Idk, its like a worse version of 058.
#0076Keter	Famous SCP, able to 073’s cain. May or may not be the biblical able. Extreme physical strength and goes on destructive rampages, reincarnating in a coffin if killed. Foundation tried to turn him into a weapon but failed.	5/5	Great spin on the “super solider” trope.
#0077Euclid	A skull covered in runes which must be read aloud, or else a green gas will come out which turns bio matter into rotten potatoes.	3/5	Apparently the result of a gamble during the Irish potato famine.
#0078Euclid	A neon sign that makes you hallucinate sentences that induce regret for increasingly minute things.	4/5	Yikes, reading this feels like a cognitohazard in itself.
#0079Euclid	Another famous one, neglected AI left to run on a computer. Very hostile to everyone except the hard-to-destroy reptile.	4/5	I feel bad for it. Needed some TLC but didn’t get it.
#0080Euclid	A shadow creature that puts you to sleep and induces nightmares. Pretty straightforward.	4/5	Really cool decision to start with the experiment log.
#0081Euclid	Spontaneous combustion virus that works by making you obese and igniting the fat through anomalous means.	2/5	Kind of boring.
#0082Euclid	A deformed French king that gnashes a massive set of teeth and bites peoples heads off after inviting them to dinner.	5/5	Like something out of Alice in Wonderland. Scary!!
#0083Euclid	A house that leads to a well-kept manor with changing geometry when you go through the door, and a dilapidated shack through the window.	3/5	Decent article, reminds me of backrooms level 5.
#0084Euclid	A radio tower that emits some kind of “radiation” that causes heavy distortion of the space and time around it.	4/5	Creepy picture at the end.
#0085Safe	A sentient drawing that can move around on the paper and interact with what you draw on it. Unfortunately she’s lonely and has depression. “H-how melancholy” sniff	4/5	Great concept, but a bit demeaning. Surely she would have tried to escape?
#0086Safe	A sentient office that emerged after the death of a major researcher. This office, through its various items, houses the consciousness of said researcher, who actually self reported as an SCP and suggested there is no way to know if there was a genuine transfer of consciousness. If such a thing even exists..	5/5	Insane levels of professionalism. The kind of detached analysis everyone should aspire to.
#0087Euclid	Classic SCP, a dark stairwell that goes on possibly forever and houses a creepy ghost face. A faint crying emanates from the bottom.	5/5	Super fun article and exploration log.
#0088Safe	A mutated lizard person recovered from an ancient ruin. Usually dormant but wakes up at warmer temperatures, using corrosive fluids to try and breach containment.	3/5	This is 100% Euclid.
#0089Euclid	A large statue that predicts (or causes) disasters and demands a child sacrifice to prevent them.	4/5	Pretty freaky.
#0090Keter	A large rubix-cube like object that causes disasters when tiles are aligned. The segments randomly shift around on their own.	4/5	Kind of a reskin of 089.
#0091Safe	Box of tissues that, when viewed, implants itself into your memories by apparently rewriting the past.	3/5	This is literally Keter, lol. What if someone sees photos of it, from someone else?
#0092Safe	Some CD's from the band "5th Dimension" that cause a variety of anomalous effects when listened to. All of them are (very) superfically related to the number 5 in some way. The creator is a wannabe member of AWCY.	5/5	CW: S**cide. Hilarous but also sad - that guy really needed a hug.
#0093Euclid	A color changing disc (one of many) that allows the holder to travel to an alternate earth via mirrors. This earth was assimilated by a cosmic entity called “Him”, which was apparently revered in a strange christian-like theocracy.	5/5	Super elaborate SCP. The writing leaves a lot to be desired, but I can’t give it less than a 5.
#0094Keter	A slowly growing void that deletes things that enter it.	3/5	..Back to simple one pagers, I guess.
#0095Safe	Some comics printed in 1932 that star “Ronnie Ray-Gun” based on Ronald Reagan, and retell future events including those beyond the present day.	4/5	Pretty funny, yet freaky too.
#0096Euclid	The shy guy, everyone knows him. Skinny guy where if you look at his face he kill u.	5/5	The classic SCP vibes are immaculate.